Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
With the rising temperatures, humidity, and pollution, this weekend’s herrs thought it best that they get us a little bit wet* before and after the run. Not only will Saturday’s hash begin from a lake, but the hares have promised that there will be swimmin’ available at the B point. No clear answer as to how clean this lake might potentially be, but the hares have recommended that you bring something to change into if you care to cleanse last weekend’s flour, beer, sweat, tequila, and eggs off your body.
This Saturday’s run also kicks off the Three Inches of Pain ACNH Apology Tour, so if I said any stressed words or scarred your retinas with pictures in a kilt, I’ll begin making it up to you then. Kudos to everyone who helped with the ACNH for making it a great event – we still have thank you texts rolling in from many of our visitors.
On On Saturday to wash your soul of last weekend’s debauchery and get busy making more of the best worst decisions you’ll ever make.
*Still trying to do this for the women in their lives.
What: GZH3 Run #1372: The Lake-to-Lake Hash
Herrs: Constipation & Forest Hump
When: Saturday, April 9th, 1:00 PM SHARP!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B
Three Inches of Pain