Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
As you may or may not know, Itchy Britches has been absent for a looooooong and hard time. Whether this is due to her having a “life” or recently suffering a serious injury, whose to judge, right? Well, say no more! The best and brightest doctors in both Guangzhou and Hong Kong have diagnosed Itchy’s underlying problem: not cumming on the hash enough! Luckily, after diagnosing the problem, they offered some solutions for her after a few red packets under the table. The following suggestions have been made:
- Hare with two gentlemen of the GZH3.
- Create a trail that doesn’t run through a construction site.
- Apply a liberal amount beer and flour to the wound area.
- Engage in self-criticism and send your letter to the GM.
- Organize a beer stop while showing off your big…personality.
If your life has also been going down the crapper lately, follow the advice of Itchy’s doctors. Reflect on your recent life choices and ask yourself, “Have I been cuntributing to Hash Cash enough this year?” Whether the answer is yes or no, cum on the hash this weekend! We’re just what the doctor ordered!
-Scratch ’N Sniff