Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,
Nature is taking over.
Just like Hunkaspunk and Hiking Club have done a forceful takeover of mismanagement, vegetation in guangzhou is overpowering trails and villages and infringing on our Well known trails. Be ready to bushwhack your way through thorns and spiderwebs and waist high fronds of some random prickly bush… Just kidding! Hiking Club is a pansy, She Wouldn’t pull a three inches on you guys. Cum this saturday and celebrate the entering of a new era of actual trails.
Nora the Explorer
Extra extra, read all about it!
This weekend’s trail looks to be the best ever, with nothing less than a spectacular showing from hares, Nora the Explorer and Hiking Club. We here at the Hash Weekly Journal have heard that this is set to be Nora the Explorer’s first trail as lead hare. Will she succeed find us the most epic trail ever, complete with swim spot and beer stop or will she allow Hiking Club to commandeer the trail and take us yet again through the wilds of Longdong? Come Saturday and find out.
More bad news:
With the quality of our emails rising quickly, the pools getting cleaner and the food on the Hash better, the mismanagement had to decide to raise our prices a bit from the 1985 levels. Please prepare a (still insanely low) 130 rmb Hongbao for the Hashcash from now on to cover bus, trail, beers and dinner.
What: GZH3 Run #14965; The Girlie Hash
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 14
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 130 RMB Cash or WeChat
Hares: Nora the Explorer & Hiking Club
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, bathing suit optional