Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,
When Handy Man and Holy Moly heard it was an easy and girlie trail last Saturday, Holy Moly grumbled angrily, “It’s supposed to be hard…” echoing same words his sexually frustrated new girlfriend muttered on that first night they spent together. While he failed to present something Long & Hard to his girlfriend, Holy Moly decided to present GZH3 with a Long & Hard trail as a sort of compensation. Although “Long & Hard” is not entirely promised, we promise you’ll be wet and wanting at the end of the trail (wanting of what, we aren’t certain).
Cum and celebrate Holy Moly’s deflowering this Saturday and enjoy his splashes of a sticky white substance all over the trails.
— Handy Man
What: GZH3 Run #1497: The Supposed To Be Hard Hash
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 21st
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 130 RMB Cash or WeChat
Hares: Holy Moly & Handy Man
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, swimming suit, Mosquito spray