GZH3 Run #1506: The Procrastination Hash

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

School is just starting and you know what that means! Its time for Hiking Club to start avoiding class by spending days in the mountains with no phone service. Unfortunately, Womb Raider, being the paid researcher that she is, doesn’t have time for that shit.

They decided they had no recourse, but to do the University of Phoenix course in scouting– online, of course. They pulled up their six different scouting apps, cracked a book open (unfortunately, it was one of Hiking Clubs bodice rippers so that was no help) and listened to lectures given by the best culinary professors in Guangzhou. In the way of all brilliant academic manuscripts, this Saturdays trail will be frantically thrown together last minute, in an over-night/early morning bout of hastily written bullshit. Cum Saturday and find out what excellent procrastinators Womb Raider and Hiking club have become.

– Hiking Club & Womb Raider

What: GZH3 Run #1506: The Procrastination Hash
Hares: Hiking Club & Womb Raider
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 15
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit

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