Ladies and “gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,
Cum and join tomorrow’s hash for a truly unique event. Let just Nila and her flour bitches guide your way through the sunny and gentle rolling hills of Maofengshan. After a enjoyable and refreshing walk you have the last chance for this year to dip your balls and/or other parts into one of the hash’s favourite pools.
During the circle there will be plenty of opportunity to congratulate your fearless leader Hunkaspunk on keeping just Nila alive for a whole tour of 940 million km around our sun. Talk about long and hard! Any Bretts that love beer (do you like beer?) will be amply satisfied.
Cum, walk swim, drink, eat and drink, drink, drink,
Onon
Just Nila, Just Hubertine & Hunkaspunk
What: Run #1508: The 3 generations of degeneration hash
Hares: Just Nila, Just Hubertine & Hunkaspunk
When: 13:00 on Saturday October 6
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit