Run #1556: ‘The Full Disclosure Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
Last week’s “mystery hash” might have caused some anxiety among some hashers who fear the unknown; Lost Sausage ballbusters, a Three Inches of Pain hangover trail, or any Hunkaspunk trail. This week, however, you can rest assured about what’s headed your way. There’s no tricks here, as we transition from mystery to giving full disclosure about what lies in store. Kinda like Platterpuss registering with the police anytime he walks within 500 meters of an elementary school.
LAST WEEK: “Join a true mystery! Cum for the mystery hash, with mystery hares, on a mystery location, with a mystery pool, mystery drinks and mystery food.”
THIS WEEK: “Join something spelled out clearly for you! Cum for the Full Disclosure Hash, with 3IOP as hare, a familiar location, a not-so-familiar pool, cold beer, and incredible food.”
Despite the hare being….ya know….ME…a classic Maofeng trail awaits with one of our best B points at the end. Don’t forget your swimmies, as the reward at the end of the trail is always worth the sweat here. And if you’re lucky and I’m not too effing jet-lagged, you might find some deliciousness waiting for you during the trail…
On On!
The Hare
What: GZ Hash Run #1556: The Full Disclosure Hash
Hare: Three Inches of Pain
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 24
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, sun cream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

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