Run #1565: ‘The Coffin and Splutterin No More Training Wheels Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Icy winds howl about the streets and good citizens lunge for their blankets as Autumn descends on Guangzhou. But there is more than just a nasty nip in the air…

What is that threaded through the trees and mountains? Nothing less than a pall of cigarette smoke shrouding a mysterious figure and his sweaty hunchbeard accomplice as they plunge through the dusty landscape.

This week, after months in torpor, The Count flings open his casket and strides forth to carve his name into haring history. Expect nothing but hills, flour and abandoned chicken farms.

Walkers BEWARE! This trail is an equal opportunity and inclusive trail that does not discriminate between Hashers


The Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1565: The Coffin and Splutterin No More Training Wheels Hash
Hares: Count von Cunt and Surprise on the Thighs
When: 13:00 on Saturday November 9th
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Suncream, change of clothes, shoes & a virgin (in a nightgown for preference).

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