Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
On the first day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
A Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the second day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the third day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Three Hellish Climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the fourth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the fifth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the sixth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the seventh day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Ayis Farming
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the eighth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Shushus Riding
Seven Ayis Farming
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the ninth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Gay Men Dancing
Eight Shushus Riding
Seven Ayis Farming
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
aand a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the tenth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Chickens Clucking
Nine Gay men Dancing
Eight Shushus Riding
Seven Ayis Farming
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the eleventh day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Dogs a Barking
Ten Chickens Clucking
Nine Gay Men Dancing
Eight Shushus Riding
Seven Ayis Farming
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On the twelfth day of Hashmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Hasher Singing
Eleven Dogs a Barking
Ten Chickens Clucking
Nine Gay Men Dancing
Eight Shushus Riding
Seven Ayis Farming
Six Geese a Roastin’
Five Harbins
Four Flasks of Wine
Three Hellish climbs
Two Lost Hares
and a Full Bucket of Hash Beer
On on
The hares
What: GZ Hash Run #1572: The 12 K of Hashmas Hash
Hare: Hiking club and Surprise on the Thighs
When: 13:00 on Saturday December 21
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: change of clothes, umbrella, shoes, snacks for hiking club & a virgin.