Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,
The bus is back (again)! You know what that means!
Cold blue cans!
Cold Strand cans!
Ice!
Naming!
Real hash trail! (let’s see…)
Glorious bus songs!
One short and flaccid trail for the GM!
One long and hard trail for Just Mia!
More exclamation points!!!
No police! (let’s also see…)
On On!
-The Hares
PS. Next week: The First Count von Cunt Fuckoff Hash!
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1594: ‘The Bus is Back Vol. II”
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Just Eros
When: Saturday, May 16th – 13:00
Where: The Gold Mango Bar (100m west of Taojin Exit B)
Price: Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, FREE FLOW drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, change of shoes, valid Suikang code, a VIRGIN!