Run #1508: ‘The 3 generations of degeneration hash’

Ladies and “gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Cum and join tomorrow’s hash for a truly unique event. Let just Nila and her flour bitches guide your way through the sunny and gentle rolling hills of Maofengshan. After a enjoyable and refreshing walk you have the last chance for this year to dip your balls and/or other parts into one of the hash’s favourite pools.

During the circle there will be plenty of opportunity to congratulate your fearless leader Hunkaspunk on keeping just Nila alive for a whole tour of 940 million km around our sun. Talk about long and hard! Any Bretts that love beer (do you like beer?) will be amply satisfied.

Cum, walk swim, drink, eat and drink, drink, drink,


Just Nila, Just Hubertine & Hunkaspunk

What: Run #1508: The 3 generations of degeneration hash
Hares: Just Nila, Just Hubertine & Hunkaspunk
When: 13:00 on Saturday October 6
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit


Run #1477: ‘The Term Limit & Hippie Hunter Fuckoff Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

For the past 6 months and during his previous year-long internment in Canton, Hippie Hunter has becum one of the stalwart hares and degenerates of the Guangzhou Hash. Overcoming disastrous circumstances like a bum ankle, waking up on the curb outside the Strand most Saturday mornings, and receiving his haring tutelage from Hunkaspunk, Hippie has ascended through the ranks and is now known and trusted to set long, hard, and excellent trails on a nearly-weekly basis. He’s becum so well-known and revered for his trails that the Hashers of Guangzhou have cheered for Hippie Hunter to set runs in perpetuity – that he becum Hare-4-Lyfe!

However, unlike other positions of prestige in this great land, the Mismanagement of the Guangzhou Hash has recognized that appointing a ‘Hare-4-Lyfe’ brings with it some potentially-harmful consequences: there’s the chance that Hippie Hunter one day might accuse fellow hashers of short-cutting so that they sit on the ice in his stead; he could possibly change the trail rules so that he can never be caught while haring; and he might even exaggerate flour and taxi receipts so that his offspring might comfortably attend famous institutions of higher learning in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

With these unintended consequences in mind, the Mismanagement sees a motion to hereby banish Hippie Hunter from the Guangzhou Hash until he sets one more best trail ever, gives us mercy by getting his ass back to Merceyside, and finally finishes his degree instead of wallowing around with co-eds at SCNU.

Those in favour? Aye.
Those opposed? ***crickets***

Seeing one ‘aye’ and none opposed, this motion unanimously passes. Fuck off you wank.

What: GZH3 Run #1477: The Term Limit & Hippie Hunter Fuckoff Hash
When: March 3rd – 1:00PM SHARP!
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hares: Hippie Hunter, Three Inches of Pain, & VIRGIN HARE Just Gustina
Bring: 50rmb for the Hash, 60rmb for dinner, and a farewell ‘tribute’ to HH.

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain