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Run # 1495: ‘The Sic Semper Tyrannis GM Changeover Hash & Tap Dat Ass Fuckoff Hash’

Ladies and Gentlemen of the GZ Hash,

This Saturday, put your proverbial foot in the GM’s proverbial ass as we christen a new mastermind of the GZH3, and bid adieu-and-fuck you to TDA! Who will be the new GM, you ask? Will Tap-Dat-Ass actually drink a beer? The only way to find out is to cum Saturday…at 12:00!

*especially the GM, himself…
**All-American bbq: made in Sweden.
***Speaking of the GM…

What: GZH3 Run #1495: The Sic Semper Tyrannis GM Changeover Hash & Tap Dat Ass Fuckoff Hash @ 12:00
When: 12:00 on Saturday July 7.
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B @ 12:00 (Line 5)
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Womb Raider
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, shaggy socks recommended.

On On!
-Three Inches of Pain

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2018

Run #1494 & #1500: ‘1500th Hash Weekend – Yingde’

Name: GZH3 Run #1494 & #1500: 1500th Hash Weekend – Yingde

Hares: 3IOP, Pornstache, Lost Sausage
Full Moon: Friday June 29 @ 7pm @ Mango Bar
Yingde Depart: Sat. June 30 @ 10am @ Mango Bar
Yingde Return: Sun. July 1 in evening.

 

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2018 Full Moon Hash

GZFMH3 Run #145: ‘The 1500th Celebration or The Drinking in the Moonlight Hash’

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash and the rest of the world,

As you know, GZH3 are celebrating this weekend their 1500th run with a full scheduled fest of runs, circles, bashes and beer. There is no exception for the Full moon Run. Except the moon itself provides the stage light in GZ alleys to drink and dance in the moonlight.

So better stretch your bellies and arms with some cold beverages at the base of all drinkers, Mango Bar, before the 1500th madness will kick in.

What: GZFMH3 Run #145: The 1500th Celebration or The Drinking in the Moonlight Hash
When: Jun 29th, 7:30PM OnOn
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage & Pornstache
Bring: Torch, Drinking Arms and Dancing Shoes

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

 
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2018

GZH3 Run # 1493: The Good Ol’ Hash

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,

Cum, run, drink, swim, eat, drink, drink, drink!

What: GZH3 Run #1493: The Good Ol’ Hash

When: Jun 23nd, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Hunkaspunk & Mystery Hare

Bring for yourself: shirt, optional swimming trunks

Bring for your baby: hat, 5 diapers, 1 swimming diaper, wet wipes, dry wipes, drool, cloth 2 sets of clean clothes, 1 warm meal, 1 fruit snack, spoon, assorted other snacks, 3 doses of milk powder, hot water, 2 pacifiers, milk bottle, water bottle, baby-Bjorn, teddy bear, shoes, pants, flotation device, mosquito spray, ass cream, sunscreen, umbrella, towel, wife, baby, cart.

AND! Last handful of days to register for the 1500th Weekend in YINGDE. Saturday June 30th and Sunday July 1st… epic weekend in store!

On On!

-Hunkaspunk

 

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

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2018

GZH3 Run # 1492: The Good, The Bad and The Hungry Hash

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,

 

China is full of convenient Apps to ease the purchase of food, wine or services from Ayis straight to Mango Bar or Home.

But the Youth want to prove themselves more than only who can eat more meat at All You Can Eat Buffets or who gambei a bottle of champagne and fall asleep first.

This Saturday’s Hares: Forget Me Twat and Pooper Scooper, show you that they can combine food, drinks and moving with food in hand all the way from A to B. Luckily for hashers they are willing to share their collection and leave food behind in form of white dots on trees and ground.

So better hurry up before the hares find out Beer counts also as liquid food in some countries.

 

What: GZH3 Run #1492: The Good, The Bad and The Hungry Hash

When: Jun 16th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Forget Me Twat & Pooper Scooper

Bring: MOSQUITO SPRAY, Sweat Towel and Change Clothes

 

On On!

-The Hares

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2018

GZH3 Run # 1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,

As Guangzhou prepares for the Hit of the First typhoon of the season, which may prove to be as FAKE as the liquor served at the beer stop.

This week’s hares have been out assembling a trail as wet and wild as the weather proposes to be.  In fear of their lives the two harriettes (Womb Raider and Just Orchid) recruited the Count to give them a hand on this Cumful ride.

They can promise Ups and Downs as curvy as the two harriettes themselves, a fitting wet and wild beer stop (complete with inappropriately timed summer drinks and snacks) and a Poolside ending to enjoy the first shower of the year.

What: GZH3 Run #1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

When: Jun 9th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Womb Raider, Count Von Cunt & Just Orchid

Bring: Sunglasses and Suncream, Towel and Change Clothes

 

On On!

-The Hares

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2018

GZH3 Run # 1490: The Nashional Trail Day Hash

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,

 

The Hare Razor Lost Sausage is on a scout every single minute of these days. Every 10 steps end up in a trail option, every local restaurant in a Bash and every trash bin in a Peestop.

To celebrate his passion of trails from Bar chairs to Niaoniao Buckets, Lost Sausage announces a Hashional Trail Day. With the steady cash flow of the Ass Hashcash Pornstache, they welCUM all to join the traildition of Hard and Long Trails with Harder and Longer Beerstops and even more errectable Circle and bash with Kegel Exercises.

 

What: GZH3 Run #1490: The Hashional Trail Day Hash

When: Jun 2nd, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Lost Sausage & Pornstache

Bring: Sweat Towel and Change Clothes, Suncream and Mosquito Spray

 

On On!

-Lost Sausage

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2018 Full Moon Hash

GZFMH3 Full Moon Run #144 – The Practical Exam Hash

Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Just Orchid has been practicing her “English” skills with the loashis of the GZ hash for quite a while, but was never confident to publicly show what she learned. Inspired by FMTs performance on Saturday, she wants to show the world that she can do better.

Still uncertain on how to do that she sought the counsel of Count von Cunt who introduced her to some tutorial videos in some lesser known parts of the internet (but very well known by veterans such as 3IOP)

Now it’s time for her to show what she learned. So join on Wednesday to test Just Orchid’s skills on setting the best beer stop (and trail) ever!!!

On On Wednesday!

What: GZ Full Moon Run #144 – The Practical Exam Hash

When: Wednesday, May 30th, 7PM Meet, 7:30PM On On!

Where: Haizhu Square Metro Exit D (line 2 and 6)

Trail: A to B

Hares: Hares: Just Orchid & Count von Cunt
On On!

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GZH3 Run # 1489: The Never Walk Alone Hash

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GZH3 Run # 1488 : The French Culture Hash

Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Oh wow, are you in for a treat, a smelly, gooey treat. Hiking club returns this week, and thanks to the heat, humidity, and her background in anthropology, she’s growing new cultures in rarely traveled lands. In her need to share these cultures and maybe gain some probiotic knowledge, she called up Smegma and Cheese Louise (who had recently not showered for a month). Smegma agreed to a hot and sweltering trail on Saturday, but only at the mention of a swimming reservoir, at which we can enjoy the tasting of non-bodily cheeses and sipping of cool refreshing rios… and beers, I guess.

Come Saturday for the hottest and possibly smelliest hash yet.

What: GZH3 Run #1487: The French Culture Hash

When: May 12th 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Trail: Hiking Club & Smegma

Bring: Fresh Socks/shoes and Shirts, Towel and swimsuit

Hares: Hiking Club & Smegma

On On!
– Hiking Club & Smegma