Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
Having weathered a dry spell almost as devastating as her native California* has in the past few years, Himalaya will (finally) get the fuck out of Guangzhou in search of greener pastures and to reunite with her beloved Circle Jerk**. That is right, my "friends," in two short weeks, the Guangzhou Hash will be hosting the long-awaited Himalaya Fuckoff Hash!
We will head to Conghua for a weekend of beer, hash, and hot springs to commemorate the occasion. Saturday is an early departure...please take note...and we will stay the night at a hot spring resort before returning to the Mango Bar around 6-7pm on Sunday. Big Hash on Saturday and Hangover Hash on Sunday morning.
Register early as space is very limited...pay at the next two hashes or via WeChat to Thumbleprints la.
*You California yuppies better not touch our Great Lakes water...
**Circle Jerk...if you still get these emails, you have 26 days to toss the condom wrappers and clear the apartment of long, blonde hairs.
What: Himalaya's Hot Spring Fuckoff Hash - GZH3 Runs #1359 & 1360
Hares: Hello Sailor & Cum Cannon (Saturday). Double-00 and Turtlehead (Sunday). Circle Jerk (currently laying a flour trail to the bed).
When: Saturday & Sunday, January 23-24, 11:00AM sharp!
Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B
Cost: RMB350 - Includes t-shirt, bus, beer, hotel, hot spring craziness, 2 hashes, Saturday dinner, Sunday dinner.
-Three Inches of Pain