Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
The dreadful hare drainage on our distinguished Hash continues! Hare more often!!! It’s not difficult, it just takes a bit of your time. The reward however, is priceless.
With Meatballs and Hand Solo we have just lost two regular and experienced hares to the flow of time. For details, please check out Titty Tattle’s shocking hash trash.
This coming Saturday, another hasher – this one a young and aspiring hare – will fuck off. During her relatively short time on the hash, Pantyless has spurred many good hashers imagination. She may leave us, but her spirit shall live On On our hash. Therefore, the hares have declared this run to be the
First Annual Pantyless Run
Because this event will probably inspire more women than men, the male hares Constipation and Hunkaspunk promised during last night’s hash press conference / game analysis (see other attachments, thanks MB), that they themselves will serve as a good example.
‘It feels comfortable, sexy, and it also makes things so much easier for hares when getting caught’, analyzed Hunkaspunk in a still optimistic mood right before the game.
If you want to know whether Hunkaspunk is right, be at the Gold Mango Bar on Saturday, June 16, 2012, @ 1.30 PM. If you’d like to acquire further behind-the-scenes intel on last night’s game, don’t miss the circle!