Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Where: Gold Mango Bar
When: Saturday, June 23, 2012 @ 1.30 PM
Who: Globetwatter and Sir Cum
After the huge success of the First Annual Pantyless Run the mismanagement can no longer ignore the many calls for the
Second Annual Pantyless Run
This naturally raises some questions (Q), but it goes without saying that the mismanagement team has all the answers (A) you need to know:
Q: Has it really been a year since we celebrated the First Annual Pantyless Run of the Guangzhou Hash?
A: It seems shorter to me, too, but I couldn’t be bothered looking into the files of our past runs just to double-check the exact inauguration date. Don’t forget, time flies when you are having fun, so it could have been much longer ago than you imagine.
Q: Will Pantyless attend the ‘Annual Pantyless Run’ this time? Or will she cum up with an even lamer excuse than the one she used for her no-show last Saturday?
A: Whatever the word ‘promise’ is worth in this context, but she promised to cum because this will finally be her final F*ck Off Hash!
Q: Do hashers have to cum pantyless?
A: Don’t ask silly question, and use your brain instead.
Q: Do I have to be the hare?
A: Not this time, but AS YOU KNOW the Guangzhou Hash urgently needs committed hares to keep the quality of runs up at the high level where they are now. So go out to the woods and country parks, and scout for good trails.
Q: Will it get me laid more often if I become a regular hare?
Q: Can I ask more questions?
A: No, unless they are really silly, and you have that weird desire to end up in the middle of the circle on Saturday.