#1198 – The Dysfunctional Hash

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Saturday is the last day of the Year of the Dragon and the most important Chinese holiday of the year. People travel all across the country to spend this day together with their beloved ones.

However, not everyone has a happy home to go back to. Some are cursed with being part of a dysfunctional family, maybe even being the most dysfunctional part of their family themselves. It is for these people that the Guangzhou Hash is going to organize another great hash.

What’s the difference then to any other given Saturday if we’ll anyway get the same crowd, you may claim. Well, one difference is that our functional bus drivers already loaded up their vehicles with jiaozi and fireworks, and are currently heading towards their home provinces. This leaves us with no bus and no option but to hold a city run. However, it will be a proper GZH3 run with a lot of mountain trails and great views, and two (!) beer stops.

It has become a tradition on the Guangzhou Hash, that the first as well as the last Hash in any Year of the Dragon are hared by a real dragon. The mismanagement has done a lot of research and finally identified the last remaining dragon on our hash. The mismanagement has no doubt about Angry Dragon’s haring qualities, but has nevertheless asked 00 to be a co-hare. That’s mainly because someone has to make sure that the beer stops are in every regard hash proof. Well done, mismanagement!!!

This time, the Hash will not provide transportation or any drinks. Therefore, the run is FREE.


When:                    Saturday, February 9, 2013 @ 1.30 PM

Where:                   Gold Mango Bar

What:                     Last Dragon Hash

What else:             Free Run

What else else:     Gong Xi Fa Cai


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