#1199 – The Springy Snakey Hash

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Gong Xi Fa Cai and Happy New Year of the Snake!!!

Last night when I asked the hares to tell me something about this week’s hash, they were still in the process of recovering from their spring break. Therefore, they merely hinted ‘springy and snakey’.

Springy – ok. Considering the wonderful weather cuming Saturday I’ve got a pretty good idea what they are talking about. It can obviously only mean that there will be a swimming pool at the B-point. But what the fudge is ‘snakey’ supposed to mean? Does it mean that their trail is winding up and down the mountains in serpentines? Or will the hares just like snakes always stay low and close to the ground? Are they going to bring the pack through private gardens where we are being tempted to pluck and eat ripe apples? And then? Where are we supposed to go from there?

So many questions, and as always the mismanagement has no answers. But also as always, you can easily find out what the hell is going on.


When:                    Saturday, February 16, 2013 @ 1.30 PM

Where:                   Gold Mango Bar

Who:                      Constipation and Forest Hump

What:                     Bring your swim gear


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