Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
If this week’s hares would have the say in their country, it’d probably be a place where doughnuts grew on trees, rivers were streams of chocolate mousse, and Smarties flew through the air. Unfortunately, they haven’t, and therefore,… well,… it is not, and a real mess instead. Hence, Circle Jerk and virgin co-hare Shem will utilize their tremendous organizational skills and leadership powers to set a truly visionary trail for the GZH3, further spreading Guangzhou’s fame as this planet’s only real Hash Paradise. Thanks, Assad, for letting us have them.
So, cum all to the Syrian Hash*. There’s absolutely no better way to waste your time.
When: Saturday, August 17, 2013 @ 1.30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Circle Jerk & Shem
*The first in a long line of epic runs.