Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
The sleep-in faction on the Guangzhou Hash has grown considerably stronger over the course of the last week. After an unexpected calling for a long late-night shift last Friday night even our Religious Advisor and Harerazor changed sides when it eventually dawned on them that one also has to get up an hour earlier if one desires to drink an hour earlier. To cut a long story short, after strenuous and humiliating negotiations during the final seconds before the circle last Saturday the different factions finally came up with something that is typically used as a euphemism for the least viable option: a compromise. It is for good reason that a lot of admirable people despise them, but as crazy as it may sound, this one might just work out fine for the Guangzhou Hash.
So, here’s the deal. In future, we’ll meet at 1 PM at the Mango Bar and the bus leaves at 1.30 PM sharp, and i.e. uber-sharp. The sleep-in faction can sleep half an hour longer, and the early-drinking faction can enjoy their first beer half an hour earlier, hence, everybody wins. This really makes a whole lot of sense if you don’t think about it.
In order to celebrate the restoration of peace on the Guangzhou Hash the mismanagement has entrusted the GM and the AssGm to set The Best Hash Ever*. However, in order to pursue this sweetest of all delicate tasks the two are in dire need of further assistance, but have luckily already found it in someone whose hash name already suggests extensive mountaineering experience under what one can only imagine to be extremely harsh conditions.
When: Saturday, November 16, 2013 @ 1PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Circle Jerk and 00, featuring Himalaya
What: The Revisionist Hash
*It is unfortunate for the hares that ‘The Best Hash Ever’ is not an award category at our Annual Hash Dinner on December 14th. ‘The Best Hash Ever’ is a highly esteemed but only honorary title for the best hash of all times and in the whole universe. Some people claim that it is for this reason that the memory of ‘The Best Hash Ever’ always gets lost in time and space so quickly. Others think that this is utter bullshit because ‘The Best Hash Ever’ is always the one that you are on right that moment. While this may be the case for the Guangzhou Hash this cannot be said for many other hashes. But whoever is right, it is also commonly known that ‘The Best Hash Ever’ does not necessarily have to also be ‘The Best Hash of the Year’.