Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
today marks the 5th anniversary of the 1st Blitzkrieg Hash which in turn was held to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the beginning of the Blitzkrieg, an endeavor that- from a German point of view – was much more fun in the beginning than five years into it. Besides having become one of the most legendary hashes ever, the 1st Blitzkrieg Hash was also the first time that I found myself in the role of the lead hare. Back then I had three co-hares, and none of them needed to be volunteered. Also back then the harerazor’s noblest duty was to decide who would get a spot in the receding hare line and when. If you wanted to be a hare you had to make a reservation at least two or three months ahead, and you had to be considered qualified, too.
Five years later no one is asking for your qualifications anymore. We take whoever can connect an A-point with a B-point. It’s not rocket science. So, if you enjoy being a Guangzhou Hasher, get your ass up and go scouting and contribute to your Hash. If not, then the harerazor won’t have a choice but to volunteer hares, whether they like it or not. We will give you an idea how that works.
When: Saturday, September 6, 2014 @ 1.30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
*to be volunteered