Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
My entire life, I have been in search of a sexy neighbor.
As a child, there was a very sweet, average American couple living next door to our home, but being that she was an average American she was also decidedly un-sexy.
(but, damn, can that woman bake…)
As a teenager, a younger couple moved into the same house and my “attention” was peaked at the ample chest I saw moving boxes in. Unfortunately, I soon realized those tits were full of milk and those boxes were full of Bibles for the small army of Presbyterians that was about to spawn from her loins.
In college and as an adult, I went through a long list of neighbors that could sing every Sublime song, milk their parents’ credit cards, or conduct their entire social life online…but again, no sexy neighbor.
But then when I moved to Guangzhou, I was advised by some experienced hashers that there is a sexy little number waiting nearby for the Guangzhou Hash to cum over for a quickie. Yes, we forget about her from time to time when choosing where to stage our next run, but she’s waiting just a short bus trip away to show us she still has some tricks up her sleeve – as well a few areas that aren’t yet entirely filled with high heels, McDonald’s, and trash.
Cum by on Saturday for a quick trip over to our sexy neighborhood squeeze..
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1353
Hares: Double-00 & Cum Cannon
Where: Gold Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B
When: Saturday, December 12, 2015 – 1:00 PM
If you haven’t figured it out yet, we’re going to have a short drive over to Baiyun Mountain, where we will have a normal-length run, a short circle, and then a short bus ride back to the Mango Bar, hoping to be back and have everything put away by 5:30.
From there, over to the Christmas Party & Annual Awards at 7:30. Remember that the theme is 1920s; think Great Gatsby, Jazz, Prohibition/Gangster, or 1920s Shanghai. Tickets are sold out.
What: Guangzhou Hash Annual Christmas Party & Annual Awards
Hosts: GZH3 Mismanagement
Where: Little India – Wuyangcun Metro Exit B (cross over Guangzhou Dadao and keep walking 100m past the bridge).
When: Saturday, December 12, 2015 – 7:30 PM
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