Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Reading the news about what has been going on back in lovely Guangzhou, I’ve been a concerned, caring GM who is worried about our hashers. It seems that some of you may have had some difficulty leaving the train station over the past few days, so the Guangzhou Hash has stepped in to provide you with alternative “escape” from GZ.
This week’s hash trail will whisk you away from the near-apocalyptic state in which you find yourselves, as the hares have promised a run that is nowhere near the human stampedes and suffocation that currently clog the transportation hub of Southern China. The weekly GZH3 Press Conference (Sponsored by Mango Bar) was a bit crowded, with the queues for trains headed to Kunming and Changsha backed up into Xiaobei and Taojin. Despite this, the hares were able to announce their own, alternative exit strategy. “We offer you safe passage out of Guangzhou for only 50rmb,” explained Cum Cannon, one of this week’s hares and resident refugee expert of the Guangzhou Hash, who continued by saying, “we’ll even throw in some cold beer…if you’re a girl…under 30…and a virgin.”
“But no German beer!” cried fellow hare Double-00 in a frantic reminder to the huddled, dirty masses who had turned their attention to this new glimmer of hope. “No German beer, but please board the buses in an orderly manner and we will take you from Guangzhou and into the beautiful countryside…”
“C’mon people we don’t have all day…”
“Let’s go peop…goddamnit…lai! Jiao! Schnell! Schnell! On ze trains…err…buses! ON THE BUSES!”
Cum this Saturday to flee Guangzhou, get some tasty beer, and run a kick ass escape route that the hares have prepared for you. We promise, it will be a short, pleasant ride into the countryside. On the bus…
What: GZH3 Run #1362: Escape From Guangzhou
Hares: Cum Cannon & Double-OO
When: Saturday, February 6 – 1:00 PM SHARP!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exiit B
-Three Inches of Pain