Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
As you know, the Guangzhou Hash is quite the xenophobic organization and is always looking for ways to cleanse our group of its ethnic imperfections. After the fucking off of Dyu Lai Lama resulted in a glorious sans-French hash, the Mismanagement has decided to use this as a springboard to weeding out more undesirables.
Just as our luck would have it, another member of one of our objectionable nationalities is leaving us, and it is with great pleasure that we send Red Light Strict Dick off with a Dutch-styled fuckoff hash. Red Light has teamed up with a small army* of cohares** to bring you a very Dutch hash, indeed. There will be no hills, the weather will be dark and dreary, and the hash cash will be stingy with its funds…
…wait, wait, wait…this hash doesn’t sound very fun at all. Hmm…
On second thought, in order to actually attract people to the Hash, this will be a very non-Dutch Hash. To keep things as non-Dutch as possible, there will be hills, great weather, German beer, Belgian beer, Chinese food, and certainly no World Cup titles. The only remnants of the Dutch you’ll find on the trail are the hare, the fresh herring he has promised us at the B point, and the ever-present fragrance of Eau de Hunka on the bus.
On On Saturday as we celebrate Red Light’s fucking off and the Guangzhou Hash coming one step closer to ethnic perfection!
*large Dutch army.
What: GZH3 Run #1369: The Last Herring – Red Light’s Fuckoff Hash
Herrs: Red Light Strict Dick, Triple-XXX Ray, Turtlehead, and Dry Hump
When: Saturday, March 26, 1:00 PM SHARP!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B
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