2015 Full Moon Hash

Full Moon Hash #115 – Three Days of Hashmas

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Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Guangzhou, not a Hasher was stirring, as they’d been drunk long ago…

In this season of giving, the Guangzhou Hash has decided that not one…not even two…but THREE days of Hash events are needed to satisfy the holiday demands of our Hashers. And what better to kick off the holiday weekend than a full moon trail set by the GZH3’s Definitive Dutch Duo of Debauchery & Drunkenness?!?!

Just like that first Christmas with three wise men from the Orient travelling west and following a star, the Hares will be leading us westward into some shady, dirty areas reminiscent of the filthy hovel in which Jesus Christ, the earthly manifestation of the Lord on High, was born two millenia ago. And, if you play your cards right, you might run into a teenage hooker along the way that could be quite similar in appearance and employment as the virgin mother, herself.

Get yourself to Liede on Christmas Eve for what is the only proper way to celebrate Christmas Eve in Guangzhou, and what will surely be the Best Christmas Eve Full Moon Hash ever!

What: GZFMH3 Run #115

Hares: Constipation & Hunkaspunk

When: Thursday, December 24 – 7:30PM

Where: Liede Metro Exit A (Line 5)

Why: Beer


After you’ve slept off your Full Moon hangover and opened up your boxes of coal, you might consider doing something worthwhile for once, and start working your way off the “naughty list” for Christmas 2016. I am still working with Everready to get exact details, but a group of us plan to meet at the Mango Bar on Christmas afternoon to visit an orphanage for special needs children and bring gifts. Depending on numbers, we might take a small bus and a bucket of beer for AFTER our visit. We would stop for dinner together, as well. Plan on 75ishRMB for either a taxi or bus and beer, and then another 50-75 for dinner. Once information is finalized, I’ll have a WeChat group to share more. Let me know via WeChat if you are interested.


What: A little charity, a little beer, and a little Christmas adventure.

Who: Deserving kids

When: Friday, December 25, time is TBD. Plan on meeting at 1-2PM.
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B


After all of that, you’ll surely want to spend Boxing Day by beating yourself up on what will certainly be the best Boxing Day Hash of 2015! The Nautical Family plans to spread some holiday cheer all over Maofengshan, as Hello Sailor will navigate his long-awaited first non-Dafushan voyage. Separate Hashvertisement to come later, but to answer the question of whether we will be hashing on Saturday, the answer is “aye, aye.”


What: GZH3 Run #1355: The Yet-to-be-Named Boxing Day Hash

Hares: Hello Sailor & Little Semen

When: Saturday, December 26, 1:00PM sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

On On!

Three Inches of Pain

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