Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
As you know, the Guangzhou Hash celebrated Run #1400 last week with a shitty trail, boring circle, and a small amount of money raised for the Orphan Society of Guangdong. Blame for this mishap can surely be placed on the shoulders of our Hash Cash, who is still away in Malaysia absconding with GZH3 funds. Instead of giving her daily reports to the GM, she has turned this into a twice-monthly text message. Because of her failures, we accidentally celebrated Run #1400 a week premature* and need to try again. So…
- Cum Cannon gets another shot at haring. Hopefully he doesn’t fuck up the trail again.
- Hunkaspunk gets another shot at showering. Hopefully he doesn’t funk up the trail again.
- The Silver Bullet gets another seat on the ice. This time for haring, but maybe we could consider another naming?
- YOU get another chance at donating to the Orphan Society of Guangdong. If red dresses and partial nudity aren’t your things or you couldn’t cum last week, bring a hangbao for the kids!
Cum early, cum often, and dress like Mao on Saturday for the best National Day Hash in at least 7 years!
*Luckily, Triple-XXX Ray has pills that help with being premature.
What: GZH3 Run #1399*: The Accounting Error Hash
When: Saturday, October 1st – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B
Hares: Cum Cannon & The Silver Bullet
-Three Inches of Pain