#1407 – The Couple of the Year Hash

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

This weekend’s hash features the GZH3’s newest power haring couple, the duo of Hunkaspunk & Hippie Hunter (H3). With such a string of recent trails set together, this GM is beginning to wonder if H3 isn’t trying to claim the “Couple of the Year” award for themselves at the upcumming Hash Awards & Christmas Party (see below). 

This recent development makes that decision a little more difficult, as I was already scratching my head about which couple to choose. The final five candidates were already decided…

Forget-Me-Twat & Lost Sausage

Scratch-N-Sniff & Itchy Britches

Cum Cannon & Itchy Britches

Triple XXX-Ray & Triple XXX-Ray’s right hand

Red Rocket & Just Naomi

With the addition of a sixth couple vying for “Mom & Pop of the Guangzhou Hash,” this weekend’s trail will go a long way in deciding who is the sexiest, strongest, fastest, best-drinking pair of hashers in the land. Cum Saturday for what promises to be another “Best Hash Ever” by the H3 Boys!!!


What: GZH3 Run #1407: The Couple of the Year Hash

When: Saturday, November 19th- 1:00PM Sharp!

Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

Hares: Hunkaspunk & Hippie Hunter


On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

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