Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
While making arrangements for last weekend’s Christmas Party, our beloved hash cashes were responsible for the amount of alcohol that was ready for our consumption. Thinking about how much they are able to drink themselves, Thumbelprints, Bollyboobs, and Womb Raider (freshly off of the K2Fit Challenge) decided that about one glass of wine and 2-3 glasses of beer were able to sufficiently inebriate the hash masses. Speaking at the post-party press conference at the Mango Bar, the ladies of the cash discussed the results…
“In only a minute percentage of my theoretical models did consumption fall within such a minuscule range that would affirm the results of such an outlying and outrageous proportion of alcoholic intake that was achieved in the actual field study,” stated a baffled Womb Raider.
“Why drink so much?! Ruin the hash cash laaa,” exclaimed a furious Thumbelprints.
“Next time we need more vegetarian options and I tink you should all switch to herbal tea before you all go to the hells,” offered Bollyboobs with a wobble of her head for effect.
To punish the Guangzhou Hash for its gluttonous and drunken ways, The Head Hash Cash and her mister(ess) have designed a trail for tomorrow that will make you think twice about draining the hash funds with your over-indulgence. Not only will it be loooong and haaard, but you’ll be lucky to find any beer or soda after the run in a drastic cost-cutting move by Thumbelprints*.
Cum Saturday for the punitive damages to be assessed by the Hash Cashes and to seek penance for last weekend’s sins!
*Luckily, the BeerMeister does not share the same sentiment about limiting the beer as the Hash Cash.
What: GZH3 Run #1411: The Revenge of the Hash Cash
When: Saturday, December 17th- 1:00PM SHARP!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B
Hares: Fill-Her-Up! & Thumbelprints
-Three Inches of Pain