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#1417 – The Rise of the Cock Hash

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Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

After America’s women took to the streets this past weekend, the flame of protest and resistance has spread to the Guangzhou Hash, with many of our female hashers gathering at the Mango Bar late on Wednesday evening for their own rally.

“No wine on the hash? No peace!!!”, screamed a visibly-incensed Silver Bullet with a mob of estrogen-enraged hariettes gathered around her.

An infuriated Madame Mutt led another poignant chant, “When do we want the circle to finish? More quickly than our boyfriends in bed! When do we want it? Now!!!”

The ladies of the GZH3 are demanding more and more and we’re willing to give it to them*. Not only do they now have their own GZH3 tank tops, and not only do they have all the beer they can drink on the hash, but now they’re demanding an entire year devoted to them.  Therefore, by the powers vested in me by the Guangzhou Hash, passed down from the Motherhash in KL, I give you…

The Year of the Cock. (It’s going to be great, ladies…)

*among other things…

 

What: GZH3 Run #1417: The Rise of the Cock

When: Saturday, January 28th – Meet at 1PM SHARP

Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Turtlehead & Cum Cannon

 

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

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