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#1419 – The Appeasement Hash

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Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

During the past few days, former GZH3 GM Double-00 has expressed concerns about the qualifications of this weekend’s hares, citing their failure to set runs that satisfy Der Former GM’s specifications. Given the esteem with which Double-00 is held in the Guangzhou Hash, the hares have decided to “appease” Der Former GM, stating in a press release (sponsored by Mango Bar),

“Knowing full well that Double-00 will be attending this weekend’s hash, we have reviewed his preferences and taken necessary measures to ensure the following. There will be no concrete on the run, but also no shiggy in any form whatsoever. The runner’s trail will consist of no less than 8.73km and no more than 9.78km in order to allow for ample circle time. The circle will be lengthy and boisterous, but any songs lasting more than 7.23 seconds are strictly prohibited. And finally, we shall give him The Sudetenland!”

On On Saturday because, with all of these check marks checked, there is no reason that Double-00 and the rest of the Hash won’t think that this weekend’s hash is the best hash ever!!!!

 

What: GZH3 Run #1419: The Appeasement Hash

When: Saturday, February 11th – Meet at 1PM SHARP

Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Scratch-n-Sniff

 On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

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