Run #1510: ‘The Lying Virgin trail’

As you know, this week’s hares include two virgin hares and Hiking club. Our three hares were talking one night and found that while their first times were all of considerable length, the softness was unexpected.

This week’s trail promises to be long and soft much like a Friday night after too much whisky. If you were expecting bushwhacking, bugs, and steep technical inclines (all things definitive of hiking club trails and hiking club in general) you’ll find yourself as disappointed as a virgin who has watched too much porn. 

What: GZH3 #1510: The Lying Virgin trail
Hares: Hikingclub & VIRGIN HARES Cock Block and Bend Over
When: 13:00 on Saturday October 20
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, trail shoes, 130 rmb & snacks

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