Run #1517: ‘The virgin not virgin pre-anal hash’

Ladies & “Gentlemen”of the Guangzhou Hash,

Days are getting shorter for running trails and evenings are getting longer for drinking beer. It must almost be time for our Annual Party! That special time of year when Three Inches Of Pain leaves his Daisy Dukes at home, Smegma gets out his pipe, and the GM shaves his beard for the last time until a Mango Bar rat sees his shadow. This year’s party will be held in one of the greatest Moroccan restaurants in town, La Medina. So, send your money to the hash cash soon, because space is very limited! More info below.

Our fine traditions prescribe that awards be given out on the Anal event, coveted by all “serious” hashers like Hunkaspunk. After setting himself the strenuous task of making haring look easy and doable for everybody, this Saturday it’s ON! Still in the race for “Best Hash of the Year,” he teamed up with the Dutch Delight from Samarang, Bend Over, for some very virgin Maofengshan trails. Much like the TITular character in the 90s film “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” is given a fountain of youth and new lease on life by a muscular Jamaican islander, Hunkaspunk’s haring abilities have been rejuvenated by the supple and rugged Dutch Delight from Samarang – Bend Over.
Directly after a circle suspected to be full of glowing reviews of the trail and many congratulatory beers for the hares, the bash will be prepared at one of the less-frequented Maofengshan haunts.

Get your lazy ass out of bed


Bend Over & Hunkaspunk

What: GZHash #1517: The virgin not virgin pre-anal hash
Hares: Bend Over & Hunkaspunk
When: 13:00 on Saturday December 8
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes, a virgin and rose petals to shower the hares

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *