2018 Prize giving

Run #1518: ‘The Anticipated Reward Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

The Grandmaster enlisted this week’s hares with the task of warming up and stimulating the hashers for the big event on Saturday night. When the hares didn’t understand what he was talking about, Hunkaspunk drew an analogy between Saturday’s trail and the foreplay one engages in before sex. Unfortunately, the hares STILL didn’t know what the GM was talking about and asked for an example. Hunkaspunk explained to the lads that a real man takes the time to physically, mentally, and emotionally arouse his partner before introducing her to the Hunkajunk. “Ahhhhhh,” said the hares, as it became clear to them what the GM was asking them to do:

“Keep it short, simple, and get ‘em drunk.”

With this newfound wisdom, the hares have prepared a trail to stimulate all your hashing senses before the 2018 Christmas Party & Annual Awards. We’ll head to Baiyun, have a quick view of the sights, say hello to 2000 of our best friends on the mountain, and lube up our drinking muscles with a few congratulatory beers for this week’s best trail ever! Bus returns to Mango after a short circle so everyone can put on pretty clothes and mask their hideousness for the party.
On On!

-The Hares

What: GZHash #1518: The Anticipated Reward Hash
Hares: Three Inches Of Pain & Count von Cunt 
When: 13:00 on Saturday December 15
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 35 RMB and 13+ 70 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run and drinks.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin

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