Ladies and Gentlemen of the GZ hash and party tour,
are you satisfied with the first KMs of the 35th anniversary weekend?
Better be and be ready, then the main part is still to CUM.
Fully loaded and ready for explosion on this Saturday are your hares Lost Sausage and Count von Cunt.
Oiling their gears and bodies to withstand this long, hard and dirty celebrational CUM together, which leads also to early leaks all along the different trails.
Ball Buster, Wankers and Trolleys are more descriptions of their holding success than actually length comparisons.
So better don’t miss out this CUMMING Saturday and its extended paths of joy drops.
To be in service of Lost Sausage’s excitement the Hashers will meet even
ONE HOUR EARLIER THAN USUAL –> Mango Bar at 12:00PM / LUNCHTIME.
What: GZH3 Run #1536: The Long, Hard and Dirty Hash
When: Apr 13th, 12:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage & Count von Cunt
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.