Run #1537: ‘The 4-20 ~ Jesus Can’t Go Hashing Cuz He’s Stuck Behind a Rock Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

The World celebrates two of humanity’s most notable religious holidays this weekend, and while they might seem totally unrelated, these days have more in common than you might think. Tales of people being stoned, bearded bros in sandals, and ridiculous hallucinations that turn into truth are all common elements of both Easter and 4-20.

It doesn’t matter what your preference of the two holidays is – you might join with billions around the world in celebrating God’s greatest gift to mankind or you might just celebrate Easter – the Guangzhou Hash has you covered. Instead of laying shitty Aussie candy eggs, though, our rabbits lay flour and another best trail ever.

Roll away that stone from your cave, have a little wake-and-bake, and get religious this weekend with the Guangzhou Hash!

What: GZH3 Run #1537: The 4-20 ~ Jesus Can’t Go Hashing Cuz He’s Stuck Behind a Rock Hash
When: 4.20.2019. 1:00pm Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – 100m west Taojin B
Hares: Hiking Club & 3IOP
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes & Clothes, change of clothes and a virgin!

On On!
-The Hares

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