Run #1541 The Straighter Than Ever Hash
Yesterday, at the green card application bureau in Xiao Bei Lu, a group of Nobel Prize winners asked me: What’s the shortest way to the beer stop on Saturday? A straight line, of course! I answered. But they had no idea what that was so I recommended they follow the laser sharp flour markings all the way to the beer stop. So, by public demand and since too many experienced hashers like to take short cuts anyway, we decided to offer you the straightest hash ever. It’s guaranteed straight until the beer stop (at any checks, just go straight). What happens at and after the beer stop is however very unlikely to be straight: expect 🧜♀️ mermaids , fine cocktails, glitter, performance and unnecessary good sound system . Stay open minded and let your buns 🍑 get raided 40 times over by the creamiest womb ever! 🍯
What: GZH3 Run #1541: The straighter than ever Hash !
When: May 11th, 13:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hares: Creamy Buns, Womb Raider
Bring: See through Swimsuit, Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens