Run #1547: ‘The Not the Nash Hash Hash!’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Chickenshit was recently removed from the Nash Hash hareline for rowdy, undisciplined behavior befitting a hasher. In short he has no idea why he’s no longer a hare for the Nash Hash but he was devastated by the news.

In his melancholia, he wandered into the wilderness of outer Guangzhou while listening to Garth Brooks on his MP3 player as a single tear slipped out the corner of each eye. While deep his sadness, he stumbled upon what could possibly be the greatest trail (and greatest beerstop) of 2019.

While there is no pool this week, there is a crystalline reservoir with a rocky shore and only one or two piece of trash floating in it.

Cum Saturday.

The hares

What: GZH3 Run #1547: The Not the Nash Hash Hash!
Hares: Chickenshit & Hiking Club
When: 13:00 on Saturday June 22
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: A change of clothes, running shoes, a virgin, and snacks

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