Run #1550: ‘The Coq & Nuts show’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
Summer has CUM upon us, and with it our ice-cream cones slowly droop like post-coital erections; our swimming pools are full of scantily-clad laowai and heavily-clad ayis; the sunburned have inherited the Earth and, after a leisurely affair with le Chine, Le Coq Petite has decided to make better life choices and get the fuck out before he turns into Creamy Buns.
 
But hashers of Guangzhou, fear not. Le Coq has not yet wilted under the sun just yet – nay, Le Coq stands tall and firm – and he needs one more arousing trail to secrete his manhood into GZH3 history (hopefully without the red itchy rashes and bumps that so often come when bushwhacking trails or harriettes on the GZH3).
 
No Coq can splatter upon the trail without a source of flour, but luckily this Coq is accompanied by a pair of nuts, namely The Nutcracker and Just Kaven, to be his flour bitches and supply the stains.
 
So cum, relax and appreciate this so-proclaimed “classic trail” set by the hares before Le Coq Petite ducks off in style 😎
 
What: GZH3 Run #1550: The Coq & Nuts show
When: July 13th, 1:00PM SHARP!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hares: Le Coq Petite, The Nutcracker, and Just Kaven
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Suncream, Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change & Swim Clothes
 
On On!
-The Hares
 
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.