Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,
there has been concerns recently amongst the doyens of GZH3 of the flamboyant nature of recent hashes. Therefore they called upon the hash cash and ass hash cash to pull in the reins and save the hash some money!
Lost Sausage and Womb Raider have duly obliged to bring you the ‘Money for Nothing’ hash – you bring us money and we give you nothing but our amazing renditions of Dire Straits classics all the way back to Mango on the bus!
You can be guaranteed lush green surroundings as you wade through thickets of bracken earning your hash stripes – wear them proudly, it’s the only souvenir you get to take away.
And if that isn’t enough – you will then get to cool your bones in a lush Maofanshan pool that does not cost half of your dinner fee so you will also get fed. So cum Saturday, bring us your green (or red) and get nothing but scratches and a hangover in return.
GZH3 Run #1551: The Money for Nothing Hash
Hares: Womb Raider and Lost Sausage
When: Saturday 20th July, 1PM Sharp
Where: Mango Bar, Taojin Line 5 exit B
Bring: Money, Shiggy socks, change of clothes, Swim suit, ear plugs, a virgin
Cost: 130RMB (run and dinner), Kids 65RMB