Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
In a dastardly display of callous ineptitude, Hiking Club has been caught white-handed, setting what could be known only as the biggest fuckup ever. As of yet, she refuses to name her cohare. Fortunately, the daring detectives of Mismanagement have several suspects in mind.
Could her accomplice be the front running conundrum widely known as German-man-who-doesn’t-know-the-way?
Or might her accomplice be those baby-stealing femme fatales, Baby Twat and Gigi the pirate (of uteruses).
Or could it be the oft-caught and forced to sit the trial of ice, the big boss of the hash underworld, Marky “No Soap” Magee?
Cum Saturday to find out if Hiking Club snitches on her partner.
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1596: ‘The Whodunnit Hash’
Hares: Hiking Club +?
When: May 30 – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: The MANGO BAR at Taojin Metro Exit B
Price: 130RMB for adults, 65 for kids, free for babies that don’t drink 4 Coca-Colas during Hash including BUS & DINNER
Bring: MASK REQUIRED ON BUS – NO EXCEPTIONS. Change of clothes/shoes, more than one virgin, Towel, Umbrella, VALID/UPDATED SUIKANG CODE.