Run #1413: ‘The Fuck-Off 2016 Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

2016 gave us Brexit, President Trump, ‘Suicide Squad,’ that one trail by Three Inches of Pain, heinous acts of terrorism, No Means No, and an endless list of other tragedies. It also took a number of legends from us; Prince, Bowie, Himalaya, Arnold Palmer, Leonard Cohen, Hello Sailor, Muhammad Ali, Princess Leia, and Double-00*.

Cum Saturday to not only celebrate the official fucking-off of 2016, but also the fucking off of Thumbelprints on Jan. 1 as she returns to Malaysia. We’ve become so liberated that the Hash Cash is leaving that the best caption on the attached photo wins a FREE HASH. Go.

As many of you have likely committed to spending 1000s of RMB on shitty service at overcrowded parties, there will be NO HASH DINNER and the bus will be leaving B-point around 6:30.

*Coincidentally, both Carrie Fisher and Double-00 looked great in a gold bikini in 1983.


What: GZH3 Run #1413: Fuck Off 2016

When: Saturday, December 31st- 1:00PM SHARP! No hash bash means early arrival to Mango – approx. 7:30pm.

Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

Hares: Thumbelprints & Fill-Her-Up!


To get the ball rolling on hashing in 2017, the Guangzhou Metro Hash makes its 3rd run as we continue the haring education of Seedy Gonzales. Will he learn to cum slowly and lovingly like Turtlehead, or will he prematurely and quickly spray his seed all over Guangzhou like Cum Cannon? 

We’ll see who is able to seduce Seedy with their methods as we run A-to-A from Xiangang Exit D, which is on the new eastern extension of Line 6. Follow the flour from Exit D to find the A-Point restaurant a short walk away. Dinner/beer will be divided equally.


What: GZMetroHash #3: The Sexual Education of Seedy

When: Monday, January 2nd – Meet at 1PM, On On at 1:30PM

Where: Xiangang Metro Exit D (Line 6) (Follow flour to A)

Hares: Cum Cannon, Turtlehead, & Seedy Gonzalez


On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

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