Ladies and “gentlemen” of the Guangzhou hash,
The Christmas party is but a drunken blur of revelry and sleazy trysts in dark corners and the dark, cold times of having to actually go to work have hardened the hares hearts against even the thought of a well-scouted trail. Pornstache, being the spry young man that he is, held up a middle finger to the mountain and said, “fuck it” after a grand total of 2.3km of scouting. On the one day Forget-Me-Twat had free to scout she somehow wandered into a hot pot restaurant and didn’t wander out until 5 in the evening. We don’t know how this happened, but it seems to happen a lot.
Fortunately, to make up for this overt lack of preparation, Pornstache and FMT have somehow found a willing virgin-ish(hare) sacrifice to throw on the midwinters bonfire. Just Yuze joins the hares to bring a bit of virginity to what could be a slightly less than virgin trail.
Cum Saturday and bask in joys of a 27 degree December where we don’t actually need a bonfire and the fact that we all don’t have to work on Saturday.
On On!
-The Hares
What: GZHash #1519: The Still Hungover Hash
Hares: Pornstache & Forget-Me-Twat& Just Yuze
When: 13:00 on Saturday December 22
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks, and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin