Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash.
The GM of the Guangzhou Hash is full of several things. While shit, stench, and spunk are the first things that cum to mind, he is also full of love for you, his loyal subjects. His love is so strong that one could, in fact, describe his love as a BURNING LOVE.
That love cums in the form of a sweat-drenched, ominously-odorous hug for the hares after setting a trail. That love is passed precipitously through perspiration to Just Nila who tends to have a lot more hariettes hugging her before the trail than after the GM has carried her for 10km. And it is with that same love that Hunkaspunk gives to you, the unwashed masses of the Guangzhou Hash, a trail full of BURNIN LOVE this Saturday! (possibly some shiggy too)
We have a bus but NO DINNER at the B – we go back to Mango after circle. (although there will be a restaurant where you can get something for yourself after the trail)
On On!
-The Hares
PS. Let’s pretend that, on the bus, everyone smells like our Dear GM and we all want to keep plenty of space from one another!
What: GZH3 Run #1586: ‘The Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk, 3IOP, Just Nila & Just Nila’s Support Staff
When: March 21st – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: The Gold Mango Bar (100M west of Taojin Metro Exit B)
Price: 70rmb for adults, 35 for kids, free for babies that don’t drink 4 Coca-Colas during Hash
Bring: MASK REQUIRED ON BUS – NO EXCEPTIONS. Change of clothes/shoes, VIRGIN