Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,
There is unrest in the Hash Mismanagement. Several virgins have declared their intentions to stop running the trails, sitting on the bus and drinking instead.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the Count von Cunt, has made it difficult for the limited number of bucket wranglers to maintain an appropriate amount of blue cans.
Lost Sausage, the former Hareraiser, is returning to Mango Bar to find some unused flour in the lockers setting another BEST trail ever to assist the overwhelmed beermeister…
What: GZH3 Run #1599: ‘The Desperate Pull Out Hash’ A Romanian Fuck Off Saga: Episode 2
Hares: Count von Cunt & Lost Sausage
When: June 20th – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: The Mango Bar at Taojin Metro Exit B
Price: 130RMB for adults, 65 for kids, free for babies that don’t drink 4 Coca-Colas during Hash including BUS & DINNER!!!
Bring: MASK REQUIRED ON BUS – NO EXCEPTIONS. Change of clothes/shoes, more than one virgin, Towel, Umbrella, VALID/UPDATED SUIKANG CODE.