Category: 2019

Ladies and “gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

This Saturday is a work day! And yet hash will still happen, thanks to the hard work of perpetually unemployed hares like Hiking Club and temporarily unemployed hares like Chubby Chaser.
The hares think it’s funny how you can get a holiday and yet still have to make up the holiday by giving up your weekend. It’s funny how sentences that start with “it’s funny how” are never actually funny.
Anyway there is a hash this Saturday for any of those Hashers who are not bogged down by work.

On on
The hares
 
What: GZ Hash Run #1560: The There-will-be-a-pool Hash
Hare: Hiking club and maybe chubby chaser
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 28
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: change of clothes, umbrella, shoes, snacks & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

There’s a hash this Saturday. The here’s are the youngest ever who is a 8-year-old canadian girl and her father. Cum and enjoy what could be a grand farewell meeting or the best trail of the year.

There should be an impromptu swim spot depending on how hot it gets.

On on
The hares
 
What: GZ Hash Run #1559: The youngest ever hare Hash
Hares: Alina & Wilson
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 21
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: change of clothes, umbrella, shoes, swimsuit, snacks & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

There’s a hash this Saturday. The hare yet again has no time to scout so will probably wing it. Cum and enjoy what could be a grand fuck-up or the best trail of the year.

There could be an impromptu swim spot depending on how hot it gets.

On on
The hares
 
What: GZ Hash Run #1558: The Hot dry and probably a little sticky Hash
Hares: Hiking Club & Creamy Buns
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 7
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: change of clothes, umbrella, shoes, swimsuit, snacks & a virgin.

Ps. There will be a small mismanagement meeting at Mango at 11:00, so before the hash. Cum early if you have something to add!

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

While currently the hare is concerned about rain and the gaping hole in her life that is a graduate thesis, there will be a trail this Saturday. Cum and enjoy.

And please, no jokes about the hare’s gaping hole.

On on
The hares
 
What: GZ Hash Run #1557: The Slightly Damp and Moist Hash
Hare: Hiking club
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 31
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: change of clothes, umbrella, shoes, snacks & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
Last week’s “mystery hash” might have caused some anxiety among some hashers who fear the unknown; Lost Sausage ballbusters, a Three Inches of Pain hangover trail, or any Hunkaspunk trail. This week, however, you can rest assured about what’s headed your way. There’s no tricks here, as we transition from mystery to giving full disclosure about what lies in store. Kinda like Platterpuss registering with the police anytime he walks within 500 meters of an elementary school.
 
LAST WEEK: “Join a true mystery! Cum for the mystery hash, with mystery hares, on a mystery location, with a mystery pool, mystery drinks and mystery food.”
 
THIS WEEK: “Join something spelled out clearly for you! Cum for the Full Disclosure Hash, with 3IOP as hare, a familiar location, a not-so-familiar pool, cold beer, and incredible food.”
                              
Despite the hare being….ya know….ME…a classic Maofeng trail awaits with one of our best B points at the end. Don’t forget your swimmies, as the reward at the end of the trail is always worth the sweat here. And if you’re lucky and I’m not too effing jet-lagged, you might find some deliciousness waiting for you during the trail…
 
On On!
The Hare
 
What: GZ Hash Run #1556: The Full Disclosure Hash
Hare: Three Inches of Pain
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 24
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, sun cream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Join a true mystery! Cum for the mystery hash, with mystery hares, on a mystery location, with a mystery pool, mystery drinks and mystery food.

The Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1555: A mystery hash
Hares: A mystery
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 17
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, suncream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Summer vacation is almost over but before we all go back to school, there’s one day of summer hash camp left. Cum enjoy a beautiful(ly shiggy) forest romp, wet ‘n wild water sports on the lake, er, pool, and let those inner teenage hormones run free. On on!

The Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1554: Wet Hot Guangzhou Summer Hash
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Chickenshit
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 10
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, suncream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Cum and enjoy a slight, but occasional moderate hash in the forties, with mainly fair weather and great visibility. A nautical theme for the return of the nautical family. Don’t forget your swimsuit!

the Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1553: Low German Bight 1012 losing its identity Hash
Hares: Bend Over & Hunkaspunk
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 3
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, suncream, umbrella, shoes, seifuku & a virgin.

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,

there has been concerns recently amongst the doyens of GZH3 of the flamboyant nature of recent hashes. Therefore they called upon the hash cash and ass hash cash to pull in the reins and save the hash some money!
Lost Sausage and Womb Raider have duly obliged to bring you the ‘Money for Nothing’ hash – you bring us money and we give you nothing but our amazing renditions of Dire Straits classics all the way back to Mango on the bus! 
You can be guaranteed lush green surroundings as you wade through thickets of bracken earning your hash stripes – wear them proudly, it’s the only souvenir you get to take away. 

And if that isn’t enough – you will then get to cool your bones in a lush Maofanshan pool that does not cost half of your dinner fee so you will also get fed.  So cum Saturday, bring us your green (or red) and get nothing but scratches and a hangover in return.
 
On On
The Hares

GZH3 Run #1551: The Money for Nothing Hash
Hares: Womb Raider and Lost Sausage
When: Saturday 20th July, 1PM Sharp
Where: Mango Bar, Taojin Line 5 exit B
Bring: Money, Shiggy socks, change of clothes, Swim suit, ear plugs, a virgin
Cost: 130RMB (run and dinner), Kids 65RMB