Category: 2019

Ladies and gentlemen of the GZ Hash,

BREAKING HASH NEWS,
The fellow hasher Lost Sausage discovered a new species during his Sunday CUMtivities in the GZ mountains.
A long time lost kind of Leprechaun.
Fully adapted to the weather conditions in GZ area it has quite unique characteristics to identify this species: green hat, umbrella, crocs and weird accent, sounds like French.
CUM this Saturday and follow the white Petite spots it left behind with its crocs to reach the end of the rainbow and the buckets of liquid gold.

What: GZH3 Run #1532: The Lost Leprechaun Hash
When: Mar 16th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage, Le Coq Petite & Minute Man’s Umbrella
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Money, Mosquito Spray, Green Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Last weekend Womb Raider took virgin hares Just Sicily and Just Sam under her ample wing to teach them the delights of scouting in parts seldom visited by GZ hashers. Not only did they find ‘the best trail ever’ but incase it’s not enough for some hardy hashers there is gym equipment along the way for all hashers to try out their monkey skills.

However, Just Sam was horrified that the harriets were not taking the scouting seriously and just wanted to play that he threw up his hands in disgust and has left them for warmer climes!

So cum Saturday to enjoy the fun and games for yourself!

What: Run #1531 ‘The Monkeying Around Hash’.
Hares: Just Sicily & Womb Raider
When: 13:00 on Saturday March 2
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin

GZH3 Run# 1530: The MUD, SWEAT, and BEERS Hash
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Catch and Release wsg JellyBaby & Red Rocket
When: Saturday Feb 23 – 13:00
MEET: Mango Bar (Taojin Exit B)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB (cash or WeChat) for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Shiggy socks or pants! Change of shoes, change of clothes, and a VIRGIN!

+? =⛰ ≡ ?+ ?= Eureka!

Following their fundamental scientific discovery of the equivalence of Hashgasms and Orgasms (both resulting in symptoms such as increased heart rate, loss of bodily fluids, and general feelings of ecstasy), Turtlehead and Creamy Buns are proud to offer you the long-awaited “MULTI-CLIMAX TRAIL”.

If you are interested by:
-Horizontal (and uphill) Jogging
-Penetrating bushy trails 穿入毛茸茸的森林
-Edging close to the precipice 悬崖l临射刹车
-Wet mud sliding 湿泥润滑
-The sounds of spring screaming 叫春
-Hunting for wild mushroom(tips) 野外寻找黑木耳
-Dehydration 被榨干了
-Riding dragons 双龙
-Grasping long and stiff bamboo shafts 抱着湿竹少女
-Virgin trail sacrifice 祭祀处女
-Witnessing rare and endangered wildlife, such as the Venus Butterfly 目睹濒危物种，例如白虎
-Feeling disappointment and physical pain to discover the hare had been faking that trail the whole time 假高潮

Then this hash is for you. A chartreuse-based “Orgasmic Verdant lady” cocktail will be served at the fireworks grand finale.
Get ready to come! Many times over!

What: GZH3 Run# 1529: The MULTI-CLIMAX hash
Hares: Turtlehead & Creamy Buns ( AKA Creamy-Head )
Date: Saturday Feb 16
MEET: 13:00 Mango Bar
(Taojin Line 5 Exit B)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB (cash or WeChat) for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes, an experienced pig and a curious virgin !

What: GZH3 Run# 1528: The Pig Hash
Hares: Turtlehead, Dandy Pants
When: 13:00 on Saturday February 9
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin

What: GZH3 Run# 1527: The Pre Pig Hash
Hares: Lost Sausage
Date: Saturday Feb 2
MEET: 13:00 Mango Bar
(Taojin Line 5 Exit B)
14:00 A Point
(Gaotangshi Line 6 Exit A)
14:15 ONON
Cost: None, only Dinner costs will be shared among Hashers
Bring: As Little as possible, since you need to carry it all the way to B, Money for Dinner

GZHash #1524: The work weekend in Chonghua Hash

Dear Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash:

I will be away this Saturday, to ensure a beautiful and naughty Hash trail, I will send my boys although one is a virgin and other can barely find his way to Mango Bar on a Saturday anymore.

I have given them clear instructions on what should be an expertly marked and true blue trail. But to make this Saturday even more of a challenge I decided to make the boys take you all out of the Maofengshan comfort zone so you can get lost in a completely different area of GZ!

So cum Saturday to be wowed by what will have cobbled together for you!

ON ON
Minute Man, Just Alex (virgin hare)

Your Love
Womb Raider

What: GZHash #1524: The work weekend in Chonghua Hash
Hares: Minute Man & Just Alex (virgin hare) + Womb Raider in spirits
When: 13:00 on Saturday January 19
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin