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2020

Run #1596: ‘The Whodunnit Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

In a dastardly display of callous ineptitude, Hiking Club has been caught white-handed, setting what could be known only as the biggest fuckup ever. As of yet, she refuses to name her cohare. Fortunately, the daring detectives of Mismanagement have several suspects in mind.
Could her accomplice be the front running conundrum widely known as German-man-who-doesn’t-know-the-way?
Or might her accomplice be those baby-stealing femme fatales, Baby Twat and Gigi the pirate (of uteruses).
Or could it be the oft-caught and forced to sit the trial of ice, the big boss of the hash underworld, Marky “No Soap” Magee?
Cum Saturday to find out if Hiking Club snitches on her partner.

Onon!
The hare(s)?

What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1596: ‘The Whodunnit Hash’
Hares: Hiking Club +?
When: May 30 – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: The MANGO BAR at Taojin Metro Exit B
Price: 130RMB for adults, 65 for kids, free for babies that don’t drink 4 Coca-Colas during Hash including BUS & DINNER
Bring: MASK REQUIRED ON BUS – NO EXCEPTIONS. Change of clothes/shoes, more than one virgin, Towel, Umbrella, VALID/UPDATED SUIKANG CODE.

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2020

Run #1595: ‘The Unexpected Pull Out Hash’

Ladies and Gentlemen of GZ Hash,

Turmoil has engulfed the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers. The taxation of bus routes to outlying B points is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of temperature checks and suikang scans, the needy Bao An Federation has stopped all trail entries to the small region of laogang.

The GM has secretly dispatched two hares, the guardians of flour and beer, to set a final trail…

The Unexpected Pull Out Hash – A Romanian Fuck Off Saga: Episode 1

Hares: Count von Cunt & Lost Sausage
When: May 23rd – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: The MANGO BAR at Taojin Metro Exit B
Price: 130RMB for adults, 65 for kids, free for babies that don’t drink 4 Coca-Colas during Hash including BUS & DINNER
Bring: MASK REQUIRED ON BUS – NO EXCEPTIONS. Change of clothes/shoes, more than one virgin, Towel, Umbrella, VALID/UPDATED SUIKANG CODE.

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2020

Run #1594: ‘The Bus is Back Vol. II”

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
The bus is back (again)! You know what that means!
 
Cold blue cans!
Cold Strand cans!
Ice!
Naming!
Real hash trail! (let’s see…)
Glorious bus songs!
One short and flaccid trail for the GM!
One long and hard trail for Just Mia!
More exclamation points!!!
No police! (let’s also see…)
 
On On!
-The Hares
 
PS. Next week: The First Count von Cunt Fuckoff Hash!
 
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1594: ‘The Bus is Back Vol. II”
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Just Eros
When: Saturday, May 16th – 13:00
Where: The Gold Mango Bar (100m west of Taojin Exit B)
Price: Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, FREE FLOW drinks and dinner.
 
Bring: Change of clothes, change of shoes, valid Suikang code, a VIRGIN!

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2020

Run #1593: ‘The Wet Your Whistle Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
It’s hot. There will be cold beer and swimming tomorrow.
 
On On!
-The Hares
 
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1593: ‘The Wet Your Whistle Hash’
Hares: Creamy Buns, The Nutcracker, Three Inches
When: Saturday, May 9th – 14:30
Where: Baiyun DongPing Metro Exit B (Line 14)
Price: Free (share dinner and beer costs)
Bring: Swimmin’ clothes, snack, Change of mask, clothes, virgin, hazmat suit, condoms, snacks, updated Suikang code…the 12345 hotline on speed dial.

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2020 Full Moon Hash

GZFMH3 #167

What: GZFMH3 #167
When: May 7th, 7pm Meet, OnOn 7:30
Where: Haizhu Square Exit D (Line 6 and 2)
Bring: Mask, torch/phone, RMB for splitting dinner/beers/flour.

On On!
The Hare and Fullmoon GM

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2020

Run #1592: ‘Just what we needed hash’

What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1592: ‘Just what we needed hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Just Nila
When: Saturday, May 2nd, 14:30
Where: Subway line 6, Gaotangshi (高塘石站) station exit A
Price: Free (share dinner and beer costs)
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, virgin, hazmat suit, condoms, snacks, updated Suikang code…the 12345 hotline on speed dial.

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2020

Run #1591: ‘The 12345 Hash’

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
Warning, no bus this week! Running from Kemulang subway station’s Exit B.
 
Scouting Saturday’s trail was a long and hard endeavour. Actually, it wasn’t the trail scouting that was difficult, it was the restaurant scouting that left us soft and flaccid.
 
Your loyal, devoted hares went searching for waiguo-friendly establishments and had the same success rate as No Means No finding a date. Numerous times we were turned away – but, Lo! We persisted! We stayed the course!
 
Finally, after a myriad of failures, we finally found a restaurant with a friendly proprietor who assured us it was okay to cum inside her (restaurant). The only thing concerning was the loads of Budweiser and Snow beer we saw in the fridge. We asked the kind lady if it was possible for her to have some boxes of Harbin on ice for us on Saturday.

She simply pointed to the far wall, where a temple of blue boxes was stacked in a glorious monument to debauchery, and said….

“Is 200 boxes enough for your group???”
 
ON ON!!!!!!!!!
 
-The Hares
 
PS. Wuyang IPA makes its return to the Guangzhou Hash compliments of The Strand. SUPPORT THE STRAND!
 
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1591: ‘The 12345 Hash’
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Just Eros
When: Saturday, April 25th, 14:30
Where: Subway line 6, Kemulang station exit B
Price: Free (share dinner and beer costs)
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, virgin, hazmat suit, condoms, snacks, dirt…updated Suikang code…the 12345 hotline on speed dial.

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2020

Run #1590: ‘The same same but different Hash’

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changbang subway station of line 6 exit C to B point with maybe a dinner afterwards.

In 1896 a French neurologist proposed the term déjà vu to describe the case of Pin Prick, a woman of dubious reputation who suffered from amnesia as uncumfortable effect of a colossal hangover on a spring Saturday afternoon. After recovering from the hangover, Pin Prick was reported to have a vague sense of familiarity with everything that she encountered, including the events that are clearly unique and didn’t happen in the past (such as “running from Changbang subway station of line 6 exit C to B point with maybe a dinner afterwards”).

Onon

The hares!

Run: #1590 ‘The same same but different Hash’
Hares: Cumpass – Pin Prick
When: April 18th, 14:30
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, virgin, hazmat suit, condoms, snacks, dirt…updated Suikang code…just in case

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2020

Run #1589: ‘#IAmNotAVirus Hash’

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changbang subway station of line 6 exit c with maybe a dinner afterwards.

Onon

The hares!

Run: #1589 ‘#IAmNotAVirus Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Just Nila
When: April 11th, 14:30
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask, condoms, swimsuit, snacks, dirt

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2020 Full Moon Hash

GZFMH3 #166

What: GZFMH3 #166
When: April 9th, 7pm Meet, OnOn 7:30
Where: Wuyangcun Exit A (Line 5)
Bring: Mask, torch/phone, RMB for splitting dinner/beers/flour.

No beer stop. Safe B for hash dinner.

On On!