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2019

Run #1540 (metro Hash): ‘The unexpected metro Hash!’

What: GZH3 Run #1540 (metro Hash): The unexpected metro Hash !
When: May 4th, 13:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
OR meeting 14:00 Gaotangshi (高塘石) station exit A (Trail starting from there)
Trail starts at 14:20 from Gaotangshi (高塘石) station exit A
Hare: Le Coq Petite 🐓
Bring: Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hare

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens

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2019

Run #1539: ‘Jungle hash!’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Recurrent complaints have stipulated that the Hash trails have gotten urban, too flat, too many stairs, not enough snakes… For intrepid Guangzhou hashers who miss the wilderness, we say, your time has come. Canoodle my Noddle and le Coq Petite have decided to put an end to the tragedy of concrete trails and missing mountains.
This Saturday, you will find that satisfying release from sexual frustration while enjoying the untrimmed, untamed JUNGLE HASH!!
Get ready to get lost in the wet, dense folds of the mountain and to fight some ferocious unknown animals (and possibly renewed insect populations).
As always, beer shall reward our worthy Hashers finishing the trail

What: GZH3 Run #1539: Jungle hash !
When: 4.27.2019. 1:00pm Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – 100m west Taojin B
Hares: Canoodle my noddle & Le coq petite
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes & long clothes (long sleeves, socks, trousers), change of clothes and a virgin (to feed the snakes)
On On!
-The Hares

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2019

Run #1537: ‘The 4-20 ~ Jesus Can’t Go Hashing Cuz He’s Stuck Behind a Rock Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

The World celebrates two of humanity’s most notable religious holidays this weekend, and while they might seem totally unrelated, these days have more in common than you might think. Tales of people being stoned, bearded bros in sandals, and ridiculous hallucinations that turn into truth are all common elements of both Easter and 4-20.

It doesn’t matter what your preference of the two holidays is – you might join with billions around the world in celebrating God’s greatest gift to mankind or you might just celebrate Easter – the Guangzhou Hash has you covered. Instead of laying shitty Aussie candy eggs, though, our rabbits lay flour and another best trail ever.

Roll away that stone from your cave, have a little wake-and-bake, and get religious this weekend with the Guangzhou Hash!

What: GZH3 Run #1537: The 4-20 ~ Jesus Can’t Go Hashing Cuz He’s Stuck Behind a Rock Hash
When: 4.20.2019. 1:00pm Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – 100m west Taojin B
Hares: Hiking Club & 3IOP
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes & Clothes, change of clothes and a virgin!

On On!
-The Hares

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2019

Run #1536: ‘The Long, Hard and Dirty Hash’

Ladies and Gentlemen of the GZ hash and party tour,

are you satisfied with the first KMs of the 35th anniversary weekend?

Better be and be ready, then the main part is still to CUM.
Fully loaded and ready for explosion on this Saturday are your hares Lost Sausage and Count von Cunt.
Oiling their gears and bodies to withstand this long, hard and dirty celebrational CUM together, which leads also to early leaks all along the different trails.
Ball Buster, Wankers and Trolleys are more descriptions of their holding success than actually length comparisons.

So better don’t miss out this CUMMING Saturday and its extended paths of joy drops.
To be in service of Lost Sausage’s excitement the Hashers will meet even
ONE HOUR EARLIER THAN USUAL –> Mango Bar at 12:00PM / LUNCHTIME.

What: GZH3 Run #1536: The Long, Hard and Dirty Hash
When: Apr 13th, 12:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage & Count von Cunt
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

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2019

Run #1532: ‘The Lost Leprechaun Hash’

Ladies and gentlemen of the GZ Hash,

BREAKING HASH NEWS,
The fellow hasher Lost Sausage discovered a new species during his Sunday CUMtivities in the GZ mountains.
A long time lost kind of Leprechaun.
Fully adapted to the weather conditions in GZ area it has quite unique characteristics to identify this species: green hat, umbrella, crocs and weird accent, sounds like French.
CUM this Saturday and follow the white Petite spots it left behind with its crocs to reach the end of the rainbow and the buckets of liquid gold.

What: GZH3 Run #1532: The Lost Leprechaun Hash
When: Mar 16th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage, Le Coq Petite & Minute Man’s Umbrella
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Money, Mosquito Spray, Green Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

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2019

Run #1531: ‘The Monkeying Around Hash’

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Last weekend Womb Raider took virgin hares Just Sicily and Just Sam under her ample wing to teach them the delights of scouting in parts seldom visited by GZ hashers. Not only did they find ‘the best trail ever’ but incase it’s not enough for some hardy hashers there is gym equipment along the way for all hashers to try out their monkey skills.

However, Just Sam was horrified that the harriets were not taking the scouting seriously and just wanted to play that he threw up his hands in disgust and has left them for warmer climes!

So cum Saturday to enjoy the fun and games for yourself!

What: Run #1531 ‘The Monkeying Around Hash’.
Hares: Just Sicily & Womb Raider
When: 13:00 on Saturday March 2
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin

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2019

Run# 1530: ‘The MUD, SWEAT, and BEERS Hash’

GZH3 Run# 1530: The MUD, SWEAT, and BEERS Hash
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Catch and Release wsg JellyBaby & Red Rocket
When: Saturday Feb 23 – 13:00
MEET: Mango Bar (Taojin Exit B)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB (cash or WeChat) for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Shiggy socks or pants! Change of shoes, change of clothes, and a VIRGIN!

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2019 Full Moon Hash

GZFMH3 Run# 153: ‘The Tang Yuan Hash’

What: GZFMH3 Run# 153: The Tang Yuan Hash
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Just Nila
When: Friday February 22, 19:30 ONON
Where: Gold Mango Bar, Line 5, Taojin station
Cost: Dinner costs will be shared among Hashers
Bring: As Little as possible, since you need to carry it all the way to B, fair enough a Torch and Change Clothes could be useful.

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Run #1529: ‘The MULTI-CLIMAX hash’

+🌳 =⛰ ≡ 🐢+ 🍑= Eureka!

Following their fundamental scientific discovery of the equivalence of Hashgasms and Orgasms (both resulting in symptoms such as increased heart rate, loss of bodily fluids, and general feelings of ecstasy), Turtlehead and Creamy Buns are proud to offer you the long-awaited “MULTI-CLIMAX TRAIL”.

If you are interested by:
-Horizontal (and uphill) Jogging
-Penetrating bushy trails 穿入毛茸茸的森林
-Edging close to the precipice 悬崖l临射刹车
-Wet mud sliding 湿泥润滑
-The sounds of spring screaming 叫春
-Hunting for wild mushroom(tips) 野外寻找黑木耳
-Dehydration 被榨干了
-Riding dragons 双龙
-Grasping long and stiff bamboo shafts 抱着湿竹少女
-Virgin trail sacrifice 祭祀处女
-Witnessing rare and endangered wildlife, such as the Venus Butterfly 目睹濒危物种,例如白虎
-Feeling disappointment and physical pain to discover the hare had been faking that trail the whole time 假高潮

Then this hash is for you. A chartreuse-based “Orgasmic Verdant lady” cocktail will be served at the fireworks grand finale.
Get ready to come! Many times over!


What: GZH3 Run# 1529: The MULTI-CLIMAX hash
Hares: Turtlehead & Creamy Buns ( AKA Creamy-Head )
Date: Saturday Feb 16
MEET: 13:00 Mango Bar
(Taojin Line 5 Exit B)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB (cash or WeChat) for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes, an experienced pig and a curious virgin !

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Run #1528: ‘The Pig Hash’

What: GZH3 Run# 1528: The Pig Hash
Hares: Turtlehead, Dandy Pants
When: 13:00 on Saturday February 9
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin