Run #1579: ‘The bat-shit crazy Hash’

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changban subway station of line 6 to B with maybe a dinner afterwards.

Cum and join your only outdoor activity of the week! Break out of the bug-out bunker and let your lungs fill with moderetly clean air. This hash will not feature our loyal bus driver, but we might be able to find a subway. Only cost of beer to be shared among the hashers and absolutely nothing else. No sex on trail, no goodbye kisses, no body shots.

The hare!

Run: #1579 ‘The bat-shit crazy Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk
When: Gebruary 1st, 3PM
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask


Run #1578: ‘The Rat Race Hash’

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Modiesha subway station to Wangshengwei with hopefully some food in the GM’s lair afterwards.

Happy new year to all you wankers. For the people with no family and/or life the Guangzhou Hash still hosts a spectacular run through abandoned Guangzhou. Expect clear skies, fresh air, quiet and desolate landscapes on your way to the A point. Beautiful virgin trails without the usual zombies will follow. Dinner to be a shared meal from whatever is brought by you or available in Wangshengwei or Waimai. Sadly we have to install a hard limit of 100 hashers due to restrictions by the relevant organs and 1 mandatory down down for every time somebody checks your temperature by the hash overlords.

The hare!

Run: #1578 ‘The Rat Race Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk
When: Saturday 25th January, 2PM
Where: Subway line 8, Modiesha Station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of clothes, virgin, food to share, hazmat suit


Run #1577: ‘The Twists and Turns Hash’

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash.

Without further ado, the hares present to you the ‘Twists and Turns’ hash.  The last time this haring duo combined forces they brought you the ‘straightest hash ever’ – not withstanding the mermaids at the beer stop and Hiking Club sleeping in her bathing suit. 

This week they have searched long and hard for a trail full of more twists, turns and surprises than Womb Raiders Tinder dates and Creamy Buns dressup wardrobe. 

So if you are ready to be wowed and amazed by what Buns Raider has in store for you get your buns on the bus at Mango Bar Saturday.

NEWSFLASH: The hares have just been informed that in a delicious twist of that the GZH3’s second favorite bar is donating cans of Wuyang IPA for Saturdays trail. Go show your love for the STRAND and thank Dave in person.

Run: #1577 ‘The Twists and Turns Hash’
Hares: Womb Raider and Creamy Buns
When: Saturday 18th January, 1PM
Where: Mango Bar, Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Price: 130RMB (70 run + 60 dinner), kids 65RMB
Bring: Change of clothes, virgin
Note: This trail carries a MILD PinPrick Warning

2020 PRD Hash

SH3 Run #1833, GZH3 Run #1575, DGH3 Run #112, PRDH3 Run #6

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Pearl River Delta Hash,

The south has risen again and it’s time for another Pearl River romp, this time to one of our Mother River’s northern tributaries. Up yonder, the pure waters flow both through Conghua’s breathtaking valleys and your beerslurping lips.

Listen to the gentle song of a virgin stream as it trickles down the rockfall in a quaint farmer’s orange grove. Witness a gentle stream trickle down the leg of Sloppy Seconds as he makes a mad dash from the hotel hot spring to the laddie’s room.

Experience the rustle in the bush as two rare white pheasants of northern Guangdong engage in a ritualistic dance of courtship. Marvel at the mating habits of Red Rocket as he chooses his yet-to-be-determined and unbeknownst-to-them victim of the weekend.

Hear the echoing call or “Oooon Onnn” as it rings through the virginal vistas. Listen to the coos of “Ooooohhh yassss” as that one harriette* (or Chicken Choker) finds that one special spot in the hot spring with extra bubbles.

The serene symphonies of Conghua’s slopes will swoon you, the guttural growling of Sleazy Rider in the circle will inebriate you, and the splish splash of a medicinal hot spring will tickle you in all the right places.

On On!
-The Hares
What: SH3 Run #1833, GZH3 Run #1575, DGH3 Run #112, PRDH3 Run #6?
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Loose Pussy (ironic)
When: When the hash bus stops
Where: Where the hash bus stops

2 days trail clothes. Take note, GZH3 GM.
Shiggy socks or pants for Saturday trail
1 set clothes for post-run circle and dinner
1 set swimwear. Less is more.
1 lunch for Saturday bus. Sharing is caring
1 breakfast for Sunday morning, Sharing is caring.

2020 Full Moon Hash

The Double Dicked Full Moon

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Before we all fuckoff for our annual CNY migration out of Guangzhou, join two of the biggest dicks on the Guangzhou Hash (both figuatively and literaly) for a double dicked adventure though virgin trails and phallic plazas of Tianhe District. Pornstache and Lost Sausage guarantee a virgin trail and A point. Bring your torch and camera as we hash though dark corners and scenic lakes (with Chinese charcteristics).

What: The Double Dicked Full Moon
When: Wednesday, January 8th –OnOn at 7:30 PM!
Where: Yuancun (Line 5) Exit B
Hares: Pornstache & Lost Sausage


Run #1574: ‘The best hash 2020’

Ladies and Gentlemen of the GZH3,

Remember the first trail of 2019? WE DO!!
So Forget-me-twat & Pooper scooper are providing the first and the best trail of 2020 AGAIN!!!!
大意就是我们2019年best hash连提名都没有,大为恼火,所以这次杀回来就是为了得奖什么的.
On on
The Hares
What: GZ Hash Run #1574: The best hash 2020
Hare: Forget-Me-Twat & Pooper Scooper
When: 13:00 on Saturday January 4th
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0-6 yo free, 7-12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, FREE FLOW and dinner.
Bring: change of clothes, umbrella, shoes, snacks, babies for Forget-me-twat and virgins for Pooper scooper