Guangzhou Hash House Harriers

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
Last week’s “mystery hash” might have caused some anxiety among some hashers who fear the unknown; Lost Sausage ballbusters, a Three Inches of Pain hangover trail, or any Hunkaspunk trail. This week, however, you can rest assured about what’s headed your way. There’s no tricks here, as we transition from mystery to giving full disclosure about what lies in store. Kinda like Platterpuss registering with the police anytime he walks within 500 meters of an elementary school.
 
LAST WEEK: “Join a true mystery! Cum for the mystery hash, with mystery hares, on a mystery location, with a mystery pool, mystery drinks and mystery food.”
 
THIS WEEK: “Join something spelled out clearly for you! Cum for the Full Disclosure Hash, with 3IOP as hare, a familiar location, a not-so-familiar pool, cold beer, and incredible food.”
                              
Despite the hare being….ya know….ME…a classic Maofeng trail awaits with one of our best B points at the end. Don’t forget your swimmies, as the reward at the end of the trail is always worth the sweat here. And if you’re lucky and I’m not too effing jet-lagged, you might find some deliciousness waiting for you during the trail…
 
On On!
The Hare
 
What: GZ Hash Run #1556: The Full Disclosure Hash
Hare: Three Inches of Pain
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 24
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, sun cream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Join a true mystery! Cum for the mystery hash, with mystery hares, on a mystery location, with a mystery pool, mystery drinks and mystery food.

The Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1555: A mystery hash
Hares: A mystery
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 17
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, suncream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Summer vacation is almost over but before we all go back to school, there’s one day of summer hash camp left. Cum enjoy a beautiful(ly shiggy) forest romp, wet ‘n wild water sports on the lake, er, pool, and let those inner teenage hormones run free. On on!

The Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1554: Wet Hot Guangzhou Summer Hash
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Chickenshit
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 10
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, suncream, umbrella, shoes & a virgin.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Cum and enjoy a slight, but occasional moderate hash in the forties, with mainly fair weather and great visibility. A nautical theme for the return of the nautical family. Don’t forget your swimsuit!

the Hares

What: GZ Hash Run #1553: Low German Bight 1012 losing its identity Hash
Hares: Bend Over & Hunkaspunk
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 3
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimming gear, suncream, umbrella, shoes, seifuku & a virgin.

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,

there has been concerns recently amongst the doyens of GZH3 of the flamboyant nature of recent hashes. Therefore they called upon the hash cash and ass hash cash to pull in the reins and save the hash some money!
Lost Sausage and Womb Raider have duly obliged to bring you the ‘Money for Nothing’ hash – you bring us money and we give you nothing but our amazing renditions of Dire Straits classics all the way back to Mango on the bus! 
You can be guaranteed lush green surroundings as you wade through thickets of bracken earning your hash stripes – wear them proudly, it’s the only souvenir you get to take away. 

And if that isn’t enough – you will then get to cool your bones in a lush Maofanshan pool that does not cost half of your dinner fee so you will also get fed.  So cum Saturday, bring us your green (or red) and get nothing but scratches and a hangover in return.
 
On On
The Hares

GZH3 Run #1551: The Money for Nothing Hash
Hares: Womb Raider and Lost Sausage
When: Saturday 20th July, 1PM Sharp
Where: Mango Bar, Taojin Line 5 exit B
Bring: Money, Shiggy socks, change of clothes, Swim suit, ear plugs, a virgin
Cost: 130RMB (run and dinner), Kids 65RMB

Ladies and Gentlemen,

“Be spontaneous” and beCUM a Last minute person is a wide spread term in Germany, Romania and China.

The hares love nothing more than to give you a long and hard trail when you expect it the least.

So Count von Cunt and Lost Sausage will use their last minute CUMfantasy to provide you the best and most scenic trail, swimming pool and intense circle (Hopefully all three)

If you didn’t CUM in the last minute already, try harder and best on Saturday 1PM at Mango Bar.

What: GZH3 Run #1548: The Last Minute Person Hash
When: June 29th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Suncream, Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change & Swim Clothes

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Chickenshit was recently removed from the Nash Hash hareline for rowdy, undisciplined behavior befitting a hasher. In short he has no idea why he’s no longer a hare for the Nash Hash but he was devastated by the news.

In his melancholia, he wandered into the wilderness of outer Guangzhou while listening to Garth Brooks on his MP3 player as a single tear slipped out the corner of each eye. While deep his sadness, he stumbled upon what could possibly be the greatest trail (and greatest beerstop) of 2019.

While there is no pool this week, there is a crystalline reservoir with a rocky shore and only one or two piece of trash floating in it.

Cum Saturday.

The hares

What: GZH3 Run #1547: The Not the Nash Hash Hash!
Hares: Chickenshit & Hiking Club
When: 13:00 on Saturday June 22
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: A change of clothes, running shoes, a virgin, and snacks

What: GZH3 Run #1543: The 4th PRD Hash presented by Shekou H3
When: May 25th, 11:00AM SHARP!!! Bus will not wait
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: Hash: 200RMB for Adults, 140RMB for Kids

ONLY several seats left, so
Sign Up through the QR code in the picture, you don’t want to miss this Hashadelic event.

On On!
-The Mismanagement

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.