Guangzhou Hash House Harriers

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Finally summer is here! Skirts are getting shorter, pools are opening and trails are getting dry, it’s that glorious time of year again when cold beer is on any hasher’s mind. Some though have bigger plans, dargging their latest catch back to the motherland for some serious nesting. Thats why today we are saying a heartfelt “Fuck off you wanks!” to Catch&Release & Barren Babuchka. Cum and see what their first and possibly final mingling of minds on the Guangzhou Hash will bear.

What: GZH3 Run #1542: FO Catch&Release & Barren Babuchka!
When: May 18, 2019 1:00pm Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – 100m west Taojin B
Hares: Catch&Release & Barren Babuchka
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes, swim gear and a virgin

Run #1541 The Straighter Than Ever Hash
Yesterday, at the green card application bureau in Xiao Bei Lu, a group of Nobel Prize winners asked me: What’s the shortest way to the beer stop on Saturday? A straight line, of course! I answered. But they had no idea what that was so I recommended they follow the laser sharp flour markings all the way to the beer stop. So, by public demand and since too many experienced hashers like to take short cuts anyway, we decided to offer you the straightest hash ever. It’s guaranteed straight until the beer stop (at any checks, just go straight). What happens at and after the beer stop is however very unlikely to be straight: expect ?‍♀️ mermaids , fine cocktails, glitter, performance and unnecessary good sound system . Stay open minded and let your buns ? get raided 40 times over by the creamiest womb ever! ?
On On
Buns Raider

What: GZH3 Run #1541: The straighter than ever Hash !
When: May 11th, 13:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Creamy Buns, Womb Raider
Bring: See through Swimsuit, Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens

What: GZH3 Run #1540 (metro Hash): The unexpected metro Hash !
When: May 4th, 13:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
OR meeting 14:00 Gaotangshi (高塘石) station exit A (Trail starting from there)
Trail starts at 14:20 from Gaotangshi (高塘石) station exit A
Hare: Le Coq Petite ?
Bring: Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hare

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Recurrent complaints have stipulated that the Hash trails have gotten urban, too flat, too many stairs, not enough snakes… For intrepid Guangzhou hashers who miss the wilderness, we say, your time has come. Canoodle my Noddle and le Coq Petite have decided to put an end to the tragedy of concrete trails and missing mountains.
This Saturday, you will find that satisfying release from sexual frustration while enjoying the untrimmed, untamed JUNGLE HASH!!
Get ready to get lost in the wet, dense folds of the mountain and to fight some ferocious unknown animals (and possibly renewed insect populations).
As always, beer shall reward our worthy Hashers finishing the trail

What: GZH3 Run #1539: Jungle hash !
When: 4.27.2019. 1:00pm Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – 100m west Taojin B
Hares: Canoodle my noddle & Le coq petite
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes & long clothes (long sleeves, socks, trousers), change of clothes and a virgin (to feed the snakes)
On On!
-The Hares

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

The World celebrates two of humanity’s most notable religious holidays this weekend, and while they might seem totally unrelated, these days have more in common than you might think. Tales of people being stoned, bearded bros in sandals, and ridiculous hallucinations that turn into truth are all common elements of both Easter and 4-20.

It doesn’t matter what your preference of the two holidays is – you might join with billions around the world in celebrating God’s greatest gift to mankind or you might just celebrate Easter – the Guangzhou Hash has you covered. Instead of laying shitty Aussie candy eggs, though, our rabbits lay flour and another best trail ever.

Roll away that stone from your cave, have a little wake-and-bake, and get religious this weekend with the Guangzhou Hash!

What: GZH3 Run #1537: The 4-20 ~ Jesus Can’t Go Hashing Cuz He’s Stuck Behind a Rock Hash
When: 4.20.2019. 1:00pm Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – 100m west Taojin B
Hares: Hiking Club & 3IOP
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes & Clothes, change of clothes and a virgin!

On On!
-The Hares

Ladies and Gentlemen of the GZ hash and party tour,

are you satisfied with the first KMs of the 35th anniversary weekend?

Better be and be ready, then the main part is still to CUM.
Fully loaded and ready for explosion on this Saturday are your hares Lost Sausage and Count von Cunt.
Oiling their gears and bodies to withstand this long, hard and dirty celebrational CUM together, which leads also to early leaks all along the different trails.
Ball Buster, Wankers and Trolleys are more descriptions of their holding success than actually length comparisons.

So better don’t miss out this CUMMING Saturday and its extended paths of joy drops.
To be in service of Lost Sausage’s excitement the Hashers will meet even
ONE HOUR EARLIER THAN USUAL –> Mango Bar at 12:00PM / LUNCHTIME.

What: GZH3 Run #1536: The Long, Hard and Dirty Hash
When: Apr 13th, 12:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage & Count von Cunt
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Trail Shoes, Mosquito Spray, Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

Ladies and gentlemen of the GZ Hash,

BREAKING HASH NEWS,
The fellow hasher Lost Sausage discovered a new species during his Sunday CUMtivities in the GZ mountains.
A long time lost kind of Leprechaun.
Fully adapted to the weather conditions in GZ area it has quite unique characteristics to identify this species: green hat, umbrella, crocs and weird accent, sounds like French.
CUM this Saturday and follow the white Petite spots it left behind with its crocs to reach the end of the rainbow and the buckets of liquid gold.

What: GZH3 Run #1532: The Lost Leprechaun Hash
When: Mar 16th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage, Le Coq Petite & Minute Man’s Umbrella
Cost: 130RMB for Adults, 65RMB for Kids
Bring: Money, Mosquito Spray, Green Change Clothes & a Virgin

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Last weekend Womb Raider took virgin hares Just Sicily and Just Sam under her ample wing to teach them the delights of scouting in parts seldom visited by GZ hashers. Not only did they find ‘the best trail ever’ but incase it’s not enough for some hardy hashers there is gym equipment along the way for all hashers to try out their monkey skills.

However, Just Sam was horrified that the harriets were not taking the scouting seriously and just wanted to play that he threw up his hands in disgust and has left them for warmer climes!

So cum Saturday to enjoy the fun and games for yourself!

What: Run #1531 ‘The Monkeying Around Hash’.
Hares: Just Sicily & Womb Raider
When: 13:00 on Saturday March 2
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) 
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin

GZH3 Run# 1530: The MUD, SWEAT, and BEERS Hash
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Catch and Release wsg JellyBaby & Red Rocket
When: Saturday Feb 23 – 13:00
MEET: Mango Bar (Taojin Exit B)
Cost: 0 – 6 yo free, 7 – 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB (cash or WeChat) for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Shiggy socks or pants! Change of shoes, change of clothes, and a VIRGIN!